The Sarah Jessica Parker of blogs?

Hello darling divas,

I read in some kind of trashy internet publication while laying in bed trying to bore myself to sleep... that Sarah Jessica, my hero was voted "unsexiest woman" by Maxim magazine. Now, I admit that I've no idea who writes for said publication but that it does conjure up images of men with large beer bellies and good size finger nails for going a'scratchin that only these types of males could truly think the queen of fashion and fiction is anything less than sexy.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Sarah for acknowledging to the hat backwards wearing, itchy beer lovin males out there- that just because one does not have collagen injected lips, breasts the size of the colorado rockies the iq of a dandelion or has never once... ooops accidently circulated nude photos over the internet.. that she is not sexy. Besides it is sarah who taught this girl who frequently types with green wrists laden with faux gold, and may have stuffed free bread in her purse once or twice the ABC's of fashion Barney's Manholo Blahnik and Henry Bendel (or is that simply my "Bs" ?)

And so... I am awaiting Maxim to vote me "unsexist blog" and will surely consider it the highest form of compliment.